do

this includes you, you whore

Sun, 23 Apr 2006 20:05:37 GMT

i hate and can't stand lying cheating bitches

disappear from my life forever with no trace or memory

Sun, 01 May 2005 15:46:15 GMT

Like drinking Drano, it cleans you out but leaves you feeling hollow inside.

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 08:44:19 GMT

i feel like absolute shit. can't sleep haven't been able to sleep in 12+ hours. i hate being sick.

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 18:23:18 GMT

u don't know how bad it sucks to be sick...
until ur sick

<3

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 03:33:54 GMT

just one word, luSh

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 05:02:52 GMT

i'm being celibate from the world.
don't ask me to explain.
if you want to ask someone ask my baby lush

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 17:22:59 GMT

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 02:36:26 GMT

it's official ---- 3/22/05

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 04:36:19 GMT

SHE's luSh

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:16:38 GMT

movielife - single white female
;]

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 20:46:23 GMT

we're gettin closer..
there's my update

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 02:02:45 GMT

i've got that song, wake the dead, stuck in my head.
btw, you fuckin rock. u know who u r

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 04:23:26 GMT

i like her

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 04:43:24 GMT

w00t

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 04:19:12 GMT

never done one of these. DO IT NOW:
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Wed, 02 Mar 2005 18:23:21 GMT

Josh works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or
playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself
too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Josh! How ya
doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
Oh no," says Josh. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Josh if he'd like his usual
and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink
Budweiser?"

She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with
them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Josh, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Joshy. Want your
usual table dance, big boy?"

Josh's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Josh follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Josh tries
desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for
someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming
at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the
book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Josh, you picked up a real
bitch this time."

Wed, 02 Mar 2005 03:48:15 GMT

at the end,
the cop was like why do u have to give me an attitude for
BITCH CUZ U GAVE ME A TICKET
and he said
when u pulled around the corner
why did u floor it
i said my car is just loud
it just sounds like i was
and he was like no u were running from me and speeding
i said oh i was speeding now?
so i said how fast
i said i never went over 45 and i smiled as i looked up at my 300 dollar radar detector
and he goes bull shit and i asked if he had me on radar
and the bitch goes no but u were,
I LAUGHED and I left

too bad she's not mine

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:15:59 GMT

i figured i was due to update.
working -- school -- i have lots of time for nothing
show some love

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:25:35 GMT

grow up... ya u know who i'm talkin about

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 08:39:49 GMT

i'm so tired. just finished my gay ass paper that i shoulda wrote 5 days ago

Wed, 05 Jan 2005 05:09:15 GMT

i found her, liked her, and had to immediately lose her
i'll never find her......

Fri, 24 Dec 2004 21:39:41 GMT

1 full bottle of jager. dont remember much. almost got raped =P

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 01:30:03 GMT

i hate games. a simple no would do

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 14:52:07 GMT

no drinkin for me ne more. yesterday was my final day. hurt my knee at work, can barely walk on it. broke my finger yesterday
and i have a hang over
and i'm done with everything
bitch

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 07:41:53 GMT

fuckin i worked my ass off today. hardest i've ever worked period. last i ever work that hard again. g'nite