Josh works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or
playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself
too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Josh! How ya
doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
Oh no," says Josh. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Josh if he'd like his usual
and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink
Budweiser?"
She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with
them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Josh, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Joshy. Want your
usual table dance, big boy?"
Josh's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Josh follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Josh tries
desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for
someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming
at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the
book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Josh, you picked up a real
bitch this time."
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